Portable Mocks VeryDarkMan and Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama
Controversial singer Portable has inserted himself into the ongoing clash between social media critic VeryDarkMan and comedian Mr. Jollof, following their highly publicized confrontation aboard a commercial flight.
The two men were captured on video engaging in a heated physical altercation while passengers looked on in shock. Airline officials later confirmed that both individuals were deboarded for violating the airline’s zero-tolerance policy on unruly behaviour, a standard that prohibits fights, threats, or any form of disturbance during boarding or in the cabin. Eyes Of Lagos reports,
Reacting to the incident, Portable mocked Mr. Jollof for sustaining blows during the clash and resorting to desperate defensive moves to shield himself. He also threw jabs at VeryDarkMan, stating that despite his size, he delivered what he described as “weak punches” and failed to make proper use of his build during the scuffle.
Portable went further to recall how he was previously approached to engage in a boxing match with VeryDarkMan. According to him, he received an offer of ₦100 million to participate in the fight but declined, insisting that the amount was not worth the risk.
In a video message addressing the situation, Portable said he found it amusing that VeryDarkMan chose to confront Mr. Jollof only after they were already inside the aircraft, despite allegedly spotting him earlier during boarding. He argued that the confrontation created unnecessary tension for other passengers and questioned the motive behind fighting in such a restricted environment.
He added that Mr. Jollof’s reaction during the scuffle showed sheer determination to defend himself, even as both men struggled to maintain balance inside the limited space of the aircraft aisle. Portable insisted that the fight was avoidable and expressed confidence that he would have overpowered VeryDarkMan if the proposed bout between them had taken place.
Portable said in part that VeryDarkMan’s size did not translate into strength and maintained that he had only been considered for the ₦100 million offer because organisers knew the match-up would attract attention from fans on social media. He insisted that the offer was insufficient and that he would only consider such a fight for a significantly higher amount.
The singer concluded his commentary by suggesting that the altercation on the aircraft had little to do with rivalry and more to do with “misplaced aggression.” He also advised both parties to focus on resolving their issues privately rather than causing public disturbances that inconvenience others.
“I hear say Mr Jollof turn Verydarkman body to chicken dey chop am, see someone they want to give 100 million to f!ght me, your body is just big for nothing, you even sabi throw blow.” — Portable shades VDM😭💔 pic.twitter.com/jelD3mYeK9
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