Why Lagosians Can Never Keep a Secret Without Saying “No Tell Anybody O”
If you’ve ever lived in Lagos or spent time with Lagosians, you’ll know there’s one phrase that always comes before juicy gist: “No tell anybody o!” It’s almost like a national anthem before gossip. Whether it’s about a neighbor’s new car, a coworker’s secret relationship, or a celebrity scandal, that warning line is always the entry ticket.
But why exactly do Lagosians love adding that phrase — even when you already know the secret won’t stay secret for long? Let’s break it down. Eyes Of Lagos reports,
1. Gossip Is a Lifestyle in Lagos
Lagosians are natural storytellers. From bus stops to salons to Sunday church gatherings, gist spreads faster than traffic during rush hour. The phrase “No tell anybody o” is less of a warning and more like an invitation to lean in and enjoy the gist.
2. It’s a Cultural Disclaimer
In Nigerian culture, especially in Lagos, adding “Don’t tell anyone” makes the sharer feel less guilty. It shifts responsibility. If the gist leaks, they can always say, “But I told you not to tell anybody!”
3. Lagos Is a Big City, But a Small World
Even in a city of 20+ million, everybody somehow knows everybody. That’s why Lagosians are cautious — or at least pretend to be. Before they release hot information, they wrap it with “no tell anybody” as insurance.
4. It’s Half Serious, Half Joke
Truth be told, Lagosians don’t really expect you to keep quiet. The phrase is part of the performance of gist. The real thrill is sharing, laughing, and acting shocked when the gist comes back to you later.
5. It Keeps Conversations Juicy
The magic of Lagos gist isn’t just the story, but the delivery. Saying “No tell anybody o” adds suspense, makes you feel special, and ensures the gist lands properly.
✅ Bottom line: In Lagos, secrets aren’t really secrets. They’re gist waiting to travel. And that opening line — “No tell anybody o” — is simply the Lagos seal of authenticity.
👉 What about you? Have you ever heard “No tell anybody o” before someone gave you hot gist? Share your funniest experience in the comments!